I… FUCK.

suave as shit

so yeah

sup

i mean come on how stupid would that be

fucktarded stupid*

* amount of stupid on strider scale of dumbassery

((also, holy shit, askdurnklalonde, all of my love <33333333333333))

fuck is right

((so I don’t do this like, at all, but apparently I have at this very moment and it’s not exactly the most… safe for work thing. And by that I mean it’s blatant R34. But I do want to show it, because I’m pretty proud of it — however, since I don’t exactly know who’s going to be cool with this and who’s going to hate me forever, I decided to just take a vote about if you guys are cool with it! So yeah, I’ll just put a ‘Read More’ break now.))

and then they fucked

the end

douchebag question simulator

okay so apparently theres this thing that i can open and close that allows for the internet to contact me about whatever insane idea theyve managed to get lodged into their skulls and feel i have something to say on the matter

which im sure will be just loads of fun

so yeah i guess ill keep this thing open for the time being

until something inevitably fucks it up like not asking to see me naked

come on guys

i thought you were better than that

come

on



tl;dr ask box is open and youre a pervert

nuff said

alright bitches its time to get down and dirty in this motherfucker
like some kind of porky ass piece of shit rolling around in the mud
motherfucker owns that goddamn mud
he is like the fucking king of that puddle of slime and shit
and that slime and shit
is your brilliantly worded queries
motherfucking
poetry

alright bitches its time to get down and dirty in this motherfucker

like some kind of porky ass piece of shit rolling around in the mud

motherfucker owns that goddamn mud

he is like the fucking king of that puddle of slime and shit

and that slime and shit

is your brilliantly worded queries

motherfucking

poetry